Apr 21, 2019



Thanks for checking out the website. Take a minute and send me some bad haiku or something. I'm easy to please and love hearing from just about anybody. Thanks!

Your email address will be sold to Albanian shoe spammers and cell phone pimps.

You are encouraged to use English when writing to me, since I will not have a clue what you said if you don't. Excessive slang is cool. Just be warned that if you don't fill in all the fields and just spend three hours typing me some story in the message box, you will lose it all when you hit submit and get this message that you didn't input a required field. Yeah, I was up late one night and was typing this long message to myself and I was just gonna skip the email box, because I didn't feel like giving up that much personal information...well, I lost a 27 page diatribe about Baked Lays. I hit the back button and all was lost. frowning smiley


Click here if you don't want to contact me or my stupid website. winking smiley

All spam, chain letters, or messages attempting to extract money from me in any way will be deleted upon receipt • No exceptions • Period